How To Eat a Baby Duck Fetus

posted by Floreta on 2010.03.04, under Culture
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This post is part of Lilu’s awesomely bad TMI Thursdays. Click her link for more good stories.

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So in the Philippines, there is a delicacy called balut that is a fertilized duck egg with embryo. That is to say: baby duck fetus. Say it with me one more time, boys and girls!

BABY DUCK FETUS!

balut

Like, zOMG!!!1

How the heck do you EAT that thing!? I show you how in three easy steps! Look below for answers! Keep in mind that everyone was watching me as I made this video (and by everyone I mean my tito, tita (uncle, aunt) neighbor boy, cousins and a girl that works with my family), and it was a little embarrassing but what can I say, I have no shame! And I’m a good sport. Now, who wants to hire me for the Amazing Race? Which may or may not have anything to do with this video, because I’m unfamiliar with the format of the show (I don’t watch much TV, ok? Even in America.) and have no idea if they eat gross things as part of their challenges but I know it has to do with foreign cultures, and that’s kind of cool, and terrifying.

Third time’s the charm, right!? *bats eyelashes*
Or, I’m just charming?

So, what was my secret in swallowing this thing? Most people would probably try to think of their favorite food and how yummy it is to get past the mental block. Nope. Not me. I think of the grossest thing possible. Something I enjoy swallowing that I have on rare occasion (balut IS a delicacy after all!). I think of swallowing cum. Male semen. Cum in my mouth. Swallow!

Lets look at the similarities shall we?

  • Both are excellent sources of protein. Who needs a protein shake when you have _________? [Fill in the blank with BALUT or CUM]
  • Both have interesting textures. Just get OVER it!
  • Both are swallowed, and not chewed. Technically, you can chew balut, but I swallow! ;)
  • The appreciation for both cum and balut is very subjective. Both are an acquired taste!
  • There’s a whole technique for eating it. I’ve likely made up my own technique but… ;) That’s what she said!
  • Both are gross, but satisfying! Seriously. I love me some cum in my mouth. Oops, did I type that out loud? At least I know I’m not a lesbian. I love cock too much.

    • For the record, my family does not eat balut. So the fact that I did, and on more than one occasion, really tickled them! All the weird faces I was making as I stared into the poor bird’s face and made gross faces at the clearly distinct skeletal vertebrae… lets just say they were laughing in front of my face and NOT behind my back!

    In all seriousness, I DID think of cum to get past the mental road block. I think it’s the only way I could have swallowed that shit. It’s the grossest thing I could think of; but I LOVE it!

    I wonder what boys would think if I chased their stuff with Coke? That’s what I want to know!

    Floreta

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